The Meteor Mouth Blog

My blog today, is written, from one in rather a delicate state. As I sit here tucking into a frozen shepard's pie found at the back of the fridge, sell by date 23rd March, I wonder why on earth won't McDonalds deliver? Trackies, a hoody and fuzzy hair is not the attire for one in D4 so I do not dare venture outside. That's right I am working from home and if I get one more email sent to me saying "working from home" with those two little inverted comma's I will scream. Tina has sensed that I am absolutely dying and her revenge is to send me lots of work - I know what you are at Tina so you can just stop right now.

As I am sure everyone knows by now, a great night was had by all last night in the Burlo. Philip was even seen in the residence bar after 2 o'clock!! That was after he dislocated my arm and twisted Catriona's ankle on the dance floor. Catherine decided to take him on with a jive, but soon realised a boob tube dress and Philip's competitive dance moves just do not work. Well done to Nuala and Catriona who decided to go at the very last minute, they are now thinking of buying shares in Rimmel instant tanning wipes. My head is absolutely throbbing but it was worth it.

In other news around the office this week, Rose has already got her yoga routine worked out for after the birth of her baby. Apparently it is excellent for working the core. I tried yoga for a while, but I was the only person in the class that couldn't find their core - even the instructor gave up. So I just don't think I have one. We wish Rose well with that and expect updates on how its all going.

Car mania has hit the office. Maria has purchased a new ford focus and is looking for someone to "skanger it up". She is thinking blue lights under the car, a boom box in the boot etc. Anyone who does this on the side should contact her. Dee C is at this very moment out looking for her own ferrari. Watch out for her zooming into IMMA. Speaking of the car park, what is with all the pot holes ? It's an obstacle course to get round them at 8 in the morning. I will get onto Noel Dempsey about it.

Right, I am fading so I must go. Don't forget to tune into Meteor's pilot radio station on Monday morning where Shelly Lately will hit the airwaves. Tweets and requests welcome!

A very tired Shelly
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